Friday, 2 October 2009

CAREER CHANGE


When I was younger (so much younger than today) I wanted to be a bus conductor. I have changed my mind. I was browsing through the very interesting articles in some back copies of Playboy magazine, when I came across this photo. I now want to be a tattoo artist.

Katie Price is such an intellectual heavyweight and her books are a great holiday read. I have recommended them to all the toadies in my Private Office, though they simply snigger and look embarrassed.

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